Friday, September 25, 2009

Open Letter

Dear Mice,

Not sure how you missed this, but we don't want you around. We didn't invite you, don't even try and tell me we did. And this whole being in my bedroom thing, that's just creeping me out. Look, I don't come to your nest, mess things up, scare you, and eat your food. Please don't do it at my house.

Oh, and if you are going to be so stupid as to get caught in a trap, please don't do it in the middle of the night and then proceed to bang around and squeak incessantly, waking me up. Not appreciated.

You are vile and need to go back from whence you came.


The Human


  1. Poor little guy - he was just hungry! After all... the summer campers aren't feeding him anymore!

  2. Poor little guy nothing. He was in my house!

  3. So will you be teaching them to read, then? :)

    Thank you so much for the warm clothing/coat advice! I bookmarked the sites and will definitely be taking a closer look when I have a chance.

  4. Oh but they are SO cute...haven't you read "Mouse on the Motorcycle"????

  5. HAHA! We have mice that get into our house sometimes-- we finally bought a RAT ZAPPER-- it kills mice instantly by electric current. It's wonderful! Totally reusable and you don't even have to see the furry little fella... :) If you have multiple mice, I totally recommend!!


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